Don't Tell My Wife... Top 13

Well it's that time again, the time where I'd like to share some of the worlds greatest enjoyments to be had. But... shhh... lets keep it a secret between you and me; because our first edition of Top 13 is the top thirteen Centerfolds and Pornstars.
America has a long story of fine adult actresses; and Centerfolds helped keep our boys going in World War II. To say that pornography is unamerican... is like saying Apple Pie or Baseball is unamerican.

To those nay-sayers that complain that pornography leads to Chronic Masturbation and loss of eye-sight, I say this... you've got me and the Chronic Masturbation. But like the great comedian Louis C.K. once said; "[Masturbation] is just something men need to do to make sure we don't start murdering people--" I'm paraphrasing of course. My Point is, men need pornography; it has nothing to do with not loving our wives or girlfriends... its just nature taking its course.

• #13 - Lanny Barbie; [Scorching hazel-eyed hottie.]
  

• #12 - Ava Devine; [THE ONLY foul-mouthed Asian babe, classic Ava is full of silicon and dirty innuendo.]
  

• #11 - Gianna Michaels; [Hardcore and well endowed, this wouldn't feel complete without her.]
  

• #10 - Briana Banks; [A classic staple babe of the industry.]

• #9 - Hannah Hilton; [Looking at this list I realized I needed some more blondes... so Hannah fits right in here, in the number nine spot.]

• #8- Jesse Jane; [Another classic, platinum-blond; all I have to say is, I love Pirates.]

• #7 - Carmella Bing; [Carmella's got it all and came out of no where.]
  

• #6 - Ginger Lynn; [Classic 70's never saw a hotter blonde.]
  

• #5 - Bea Flora; [Ok, this one's a personal favorite; hey I'm a T&A guy and I've always had a thing for Bea.]
  

• #4 - Jenna Jameson; [No matter where you go, you can't go wrong with classic Jenna.]
  

• #3 - Nicole Graves; [Her name may not be familiar but Nicole is the pinnacle of what amazing is; either blonde or brunette, she does both and exceptionally well.]
  

• #2 - Eve Lawrence; [Again a relative newer name in the industry; she isn't unheard of, with over 120 films under her... or would that be over her?]
  

• #1 - Kelly Madison; [Some will definitely argue; wars will ensue! But as far as All Natural adult entertainers go... Kelly win's hands down; Not only is she Hot, but she's also one of the most successful.]
  

Now I don't want this to be an "Adult Oriented" website, so go and find material of these fine examples of goddesses on your own. I've compiled this list to the best of my abilities and with the most level-headedness as possible... but I will admit to the occasional personal favorite here or there.

Hinting at the next Top 13, it will definitely deal with a food of some kind... Candy, Soda, Fast-Food; something along those lines. For now, I will continue to remain diligent my friends; for tomorrow remains another day and who am I, but a pawn on the chessboard of life.

- Dan